first rule of fight club…dont look at my fucking boner when we fight, rule two..dont talk about my baggy camo army pants they hide the boner
i hate when i bring up that play-doh is salty and people are like, “how would you know? HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?”
because i’ve eaten it???
I am 100% certain that whatever individuals decided not to include Laverne Cox in the TIME 100 are actively transphobic when they can see that 91% of 88,000 people thought she should be on that list.
I checked the poll yesterday and she was in the top 7, there is literally no fucking way she could’ve moved down to #101 in that amount of time
Benedict Cumberbatch made it on that list and Laverne Cox didn’t and I’m about to live up to my url really soon
oh you’re straight? so you’re kind of, like, half-bi?
they said it was dangerous and stupid but look at me now. 3 years after eating nothing but plant seeds I get 95% of my energy from the sun plus my branch arms are useful in duels
changing clothes is a social construct